I solemnly swear that I am not about to accept
meaningless drivel dumped on top of a once logical plot
quietly.
I swear that I will not go down without a fight. I swear
that throughout the dark times ahead, the pain and the
struggle I shall keep in my heart always the belief that
despite glaring inconsistencies and jumps in behaviour
and plot logic the books can make sense.
I swear that I will help and support my fellow recruits
uncover the truth.
I solemnly swear that I shall defend the
commander-in-chief, Hermione Granger, my fellow recruits,
the Order, Dumbledore’s Army, House-Elves, Half-Breeds
and maybe even goblins.
I swear to defend and uphold the preservation of
character integrity and fruition. I swear to always fight
the oppressing darkness that blinds the Horde.
I solemnly swear to fight Death Eaters, nay Voldemort
himself, in the name of Truth, Friendship, and the
Granger Way!
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